netgirl_y2k: (Cara Bitch)
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It is entirely possible to give yourself catastrophic food poisoning from bad spinach. But, like many things in life, just because it's possible doesn't mean you should.

It was, I think, Wednesday, when my sister came round unexpectedly to find me under a duvet on the couch, shivering and dry retching, with one of the dogs curled up at my feet.

Sister: What are you doing home at this hour?
Me: Food poisoning *moangroangargle*
Sister: Oh, oh you poor, poor puppy... What's the nasty lady been feeding you, eh? Good dog, good boy!
Me: Me. Me, you unsympathetic little shit! I've got food poisoning!

The joy of having siblings.

Date: 2012-02-11 02:34 am (UTC)
selenay: (bitch please)
From: [personal profile] selenay
I...that...I did not know that about spinach. I'll be much more careful with it now.

{{{hugs}}}

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Date: 2012-04-27 01:03 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Glad I've fnially found something I agree with!

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