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Have spent most of the day nursing a hangover. I realised how long it'd actually been since I'd seen most of my mates - seriously, there's a hermit inside me trying to get out, she's just not trying very hard - and went to a halloween party I'd been planning to give a miss. Because I only decided to go at the last minute, and because I am in many ways a very childish woman I went as the worst witch.

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Before that I was plugging away at the timestamp meme answers.

Six months after Those Who Favour Fire (Game of Thrones; Sansa/Dany)

( The she-wolf of Winterfell they call Sansa now. )


Three months after First Up Against the Wall (the grease and diesel oil remix) (Merlin; Gwen/Morgana)

( Watery tarts distributing swords is no basis for a system of government )


Two years after Protect Me From What I Want (Merlin; Morgana/Morgause)

( History, my love, is written by the victors )


Three years after The Future is Full of Possibilities (and chocolate biscuits) (Doctor Who/Merlin; Ten, Donna, Morgana)

( Morgana pulled a cracker with Wilf, and anyone trying to take the purple paper crown away from her was going to have a fight on their hands. )

Title: Motivational Nutrition (the five portions a day remix)
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1373
Summary: Gaius is on a public health kick, Morgana has some funny ideas about fruit and temptation, and Merlin can't let Arthur eat an evil peach.
A/N: Remix of Exercises in Motivation Nutrition by itachitachi

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Title: Be Wary Of Powerful Magic And Strong Drink
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing: Morgana/Vivian
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2350
Summary: The AU of Sweet Dreams where the love spell makes Vivian fall for Morgana.

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Title: Your Lipstick is Smudged, You know
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing: Gwen/Morgause
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 566
Summary: Normally, having sex with a member of the administrative staff in the copy room would have been beneath Morgause.

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Title: In My Place (the synchronised unicorns remix)
Fandom: Merlin
Pairings: Gwen/Morgana, Gwen/Nimueh
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 1265
Summary: Ah, thinks Gwen, this is a silly dream. She relaxes and waits for the dancing unicorns to make their appearance.
A/N: Remix of I Know My Place by sophinisba

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Title: Like a Fish Needs a Bicycle
Fandom: Merlin
Pairings/Characters: Morgana/Vivian, Arthur, Uther, Gwen, Morgause
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 8900
Summary: In which Morgana is the gayest person in Camelot, Uther wants a wedding, Arthur tries to be helpful, Gwen's wasted on men and Vivian getting hit by that love spell ruins everything.

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Title: Four Times Arthur was Kicked in the Shin (once he was bitten)
Fandom: Merlin
Characters: Arthur, Merlin, Morgana, Gwen
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1008
Summary: “Mmmmpppphhhlllffffffff,” said Arthur, which is Sleepy Person for “Bugger off.”

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Title: Indistinguishable From Magic
Fandom: Merlin/Doctor Who
Characters: Morgana, Morgause, Merlin, Arthur, Gwen
Rating G
Word Count: 5423
Summary: Morgana is a Time Lord in a fob watch. No, really, she is.

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Title: The Blue Box Game
Fandom: Doctor Who/Merlin
Characters: Ten, Arthur, Merlin, Gwen, Morgana
Rating: G
Word Count: 805
Summary: “The Oncoming Storm is here,” said the dragon. Cryptically, of course.

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Title: Five Times Arthur Pendragon Did Something Unexpected
Fandom: Merlin
Characters: Arthur, Merlin, Gwen, Morgana
Rating: G
Word Count: 602
Summary: To Morgana's annoyance Arthur picked up the cross stitch much quicker than she did.

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