Huh.

I was walking to work on Thursday when I narrowly avoided being hit by a car that blew through a red light at a pedestrian crossing at way over the speed limit, and promptly came off the road at the mini roundabout. Two men all dressed all in black with black face masks, and a woman in a brightly coloured cagoule and what looked like hideous lululemon leggings, got out and legged it through the shopping precinct, hotly pursued by two cop cars full of polis.

So that was weird, not least because it was half past ten in the morning.

Also, Alex Salmond just died - and nothing of value was lost. I am looking forward to all the stories about him that got buried coming to light now. You cannae defame the deid.