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As a part of the homework I get from my counsellor-therapist type person, I'm sitting here making a list of my finer qualities. So far I have that I'm funny, reasonably well-read, and kind to children, the elderly, and people who work in service jobs. I mean, I'm kind to other people too, but outside of those groups it's on more of a case by case basis.

Anyway, I'm bored of that now, and there's a meme going around.

Give me a character and I will tell you...

* How I feel about this character
* All the people I ship romantically with this character
* My non-romantic OTP for this character
* My unpopular opinion about this character
* One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.
* Something about them I consider true, even though it's only my head canon/fanon

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[melsheartsthings]

Morgana Lefay/Pendragon?

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* How I feel about this character

I adore her, she is my always and forever favourite character. And the thing is I don't actually know why I love her so much; she's an incoherently written villain from a show I find almost offensively bad.

And yet, and yet, and yet...

* All the people I ship romantically with this character

No one, really. The show really pulled a number on making Morgana closely related to pretty much anyone she had chemistry with. I wrote a lot of Gwen/Morgana fic in the heyday of my involvement in Merlin fandom, but with hindsight I can see that they were always a pair-the-spares pairing, even if you were mostly interested in the spares. I do think that Morgana had a crush on Morgause that she probably had a lot of trouble processing, but I'm mostly interested in them in a fucked up genetic sexual attraction type way.

In fandom, I variously shipped Morgana with Vivian, Elena, Mithian and Annis, but that's mostly because I wanted Morgana to get the hell out of Camelot and find herself a nice queen or princess to be court sorceress to; I thought that would do her the world of good.

* My non-romantic OTP for this character

I always thought that the show missed a trick by not doing more, or really anything, with Arthur & Morgana after the reveal that they were brother and sister, the screwed up sibling dynamic would have been delicious; the golden king and the dark queen.

I was really interested in Morgana and Aithusa, too. By the last season Morgana's love for Aithusa was her sole redeeming feature, and as much as I loved Morgana getting someone that prioritised her over Arthur, Merlin, destiny et al., even if it was a poorly cgi'd dragon, I'd have loved to have known why Aithusa was so keen on Morgana.

* My unpopular opinion about this character

Well, I guess my belief that the show could only have been improved by her stabbing Merlin through the eye circa-S3 and allowing Arthur to take over as protagonist is pretty unpopular?

* One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

In general, I wish they'd let her hatred of Camelot continue to stem from fear for her own safety/the persecution of magicians, rather than give her a totally out of left-field desire for the throne.

In specific, I wish she'd come back at the beginning of S3 and immediately accused Merlin of poising her. What a brilliant way to have the magic reveal:

"Merlin poisoned me!"

"Morgana's a witch, and conspired with Morgause to curse Camelot!"

"How do you know?"

"Um..."

* Something about them I consider true, even though it's only my head canon/fanon

She's a lesbian.