A Wild Homophobe Appears!
Apr. 17th, 2023 06:15 pmI just received the most bananas comment on AO3 which I will now share for everyone's amusements and edification:
I don't understand why everyone likes fem and slash so much. It seems to me that Sadie has always looked better with Arthur, or in extreme cases with Jake, than with any other character, especially a female one.
I have so many questions. Firstly, why has the person posted this comment in the Year of Our Lord 2023? Are they a lost time traveller from 2001? Secondly, do they think femslash is two words, and where have they got the extra 'and' from? Thirdly, what universe are they visiting from where 'everyone' in gay cowboy video game fandom likes femslash and can I visit? And lastly, what sort of extreme circumstances is this person imagining where I would be permitted to ship Sadie and Jake? Like, an earthquake?
Thank you, you weird, weird person. And even though I deleted without replying, I must acknowledge that your comment delighted me, if probably not in the way you would have liked.
I don't understand why everyone likes fem and slash so much. It seems to me that Sadie has always looked better with Arthur, or in extreme cases with Jake, than with any other character, especially a female one.
I have so many questions. Firstly, why has the person posted this comment in the Year of Our Lord 2023? Are they a lost time traveller from 2001? Secondly, do they think femslash is two words, and where have they got the extra 'and' from? Thirdly, what universe are they visiting from where 'everyone' in gay cowboy video game fandom likes femslash and can I visit? And lastly, what sort of extreme circumstances is this person imagining where I would be permitted to ship Sadie and Jake? Like, an earthquake?
Thank you, you weird, weird person. And even though I deleted without replying, I must acknowledge that your comment delighted me, if probably not in the way you would have liked.