Quick Rant then a Fic Rec

I was going to bore/confuse you all with a post about the tyre fire that is Scottish politics right now, instead I shall just say: absolutely FUCK every SNP figure who spent the weekend trying to gaslight people into thinking that Kate Forbes wasn't a homophobe, only for her to turn round and say the quiet part out loud at the first time of asking.

Ahem.

Read this fic! It is delightful and nothing hurts!

First Time for Everything (Star Trek: Strange New Worlds; Number One/Ortegas)

To give you a taste of just how good it is, this is the First Line: Una would never have opened the door wearing her FREAK IN THE SPREADSHEETS t-shirt if she’d thought anyone other than Chris would be on the other side.