Any Time Between Eight Thirty and Six

"There is sludge in your boiler."

"The good kind of sludge, right? The kind where I don't have to do anything about it?"

Hint: it was not the good kind of sludge.

I'm stuck in all day waiting for men to come round and, well, overcharge me for a new boiler, so here is a meme to pass the time.

"Ask Me Questions About Stuff I've Written" meme:

Questions can be along the lines of "What were you thinking when you wrote this?" or along the lines of "What happened to these characters five years later?" or if you don't want to ask a question you can just quote a few lines from something I've written and I'll comment on them.