Fic: Hot Blooded and Wolf Wild

Title: Hot Blooded and Wolf Wild
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire
Pairings: Catelyn Tully/Lyanna Stark, Catelyn Tully/Brandon Stark, Catelyn Tully/Ned Stark
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1395
Summary: Cat told herself that it wasn't improper. They would be family when she wed Brandon, and kissing games between ladies were not unheard of.

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Fic: The Truth Will Not Set You Free

Title: The Truth Will Not Set You Free
Fandom: Game of Thrones
Pairings: Sansa/Shae, Sansa/Tyrion, Shae/Tyrion
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2150
Summary: It was not a future Sansa could ever have foreseen for herself: spymaster of the dragon queen's court. Of course she would also not have seen herself wed to Tyrion Lannister, or bedded by a woman who'd been a harlot in the guise of a handmaiden when they'd first met.

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Sunday Achievements

Very little sensible has been done this weekend; I blame the cold, no great human achievement has ever been unlocked by a person wearing mittens.

But in-between musing that what my winter wardrobe really lacks are those strings that you had in infant school, you know the ones that your mum threaded through your coat so that you didn't lose your mittens when you took them off, I did manage to get to the shops to buy some fruit and new bedsheets.

The fruit is for stage one of Operation Eat Better, stage one involves buying a load of fruit and arranging it beautifully in a bowl; stage two, which I have not yet arrived at, involves actually eating the bloody stuff and not just sitting there watching it rot while eating crisps.

The bedsheets, well-- My dog is generally a good dog, fulfilling all the major requirements I wanted from a dog in the first place, companionship and unconditional love, fresh air and exercise. But occasionally he does something just weird. Case in point, ripping open a bag of throat lozenges, half chewing them up before apparently going Hey, I'm a dog, I don't need cough sweeties and spitting them out all over the bed.

And that's not even the weirdest thing he's ever eaten, that's still a tie between a mobile phone charger and an ashtray full of cigarette butts.