Further Time Wasting

Talking a break from filling in the form to explain to the student loans company why, having given it all due care and consideration, I would really prefer to not to give them any money at this particular point in time.

Anyway, the Time Lord meme that's been doing the rounds.

Your job is now your Time Lord name. The last digit of your phone number is the current regeneration you are in. The nearest clothing item to your right is now the most notable item in your current wardrobe. The last person you texted is your current companion. Your favorite word is now your catchphrase.

I am the Reluctant Carer. I am in my fifth regeneration, I am noted for wearing a pair of metallic purple Doc Martens, and saying "Well, really!" in an outraged English accent that I do not, in fact, possess. I travel with my best friend's wife, which, frankly, is probably for the best for everyone concerned.

Daleks, Cybermen and all manner of evildoers beware!