Sometimes a girl just wants to write some femslash, you know?

[netgirl_y2k]

Give me any femslash pairing and I will write you a ficlet or drabble for it.

Basically any fandom that you've heard me, well, mention, and I'll do my best.

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[fitz_y]

morgause/irene adler! PLEASE???! I just want someone to write this so badly that i'd give my firstborn for it. and YOU are the perfect person for it. okay i think maybe you haven't seen sherlock, even though you've read fem!sherlock fanfic?? this is all you need to know about her. plus she's naked in some of the episode. <3333

[netgirl_y2k]

Okay, I'm going to watch A Scandal in Belgravia tonight and see what I can do.

And I want you to know that I'm doing this for you. I'm also doing it a bit for naked Lara Pulver, but, you know, mostly for you :-)

[fitz_y]

YOU ARE A QUEEEN! A QUEEEN, NETGIRL! (and I am a terrible single-minded writing bully...) But you won't regret it, Lara Pulver is amazing as Irene Adler. I didn't think I would like her because I actually like the Rachel McAdams Adler so much, but Pulver rocks it. (Plus, nakedness! She was the wallpaper on my desktop for awhile, but I had to take her down because I just found myself staring at her naked body all the time. It was much too distracting.)

Just ignore the last 10 minutes of the episode or so. I don't like them. ♥ ♥ ♥

[woldy]

Totally!

[netgirl_y2k]

Full Disclosure: this turned into more of a Morgana/Morgause ficlet than Morgause/Irene. Um, this was partly because I got bored and wandered off halfway through the Sherlock episode (I'm sorry. I fail at fandom, I know) also I thought you maybe wouldn't mind *winning smile*

*

Morgause flinches as the hot wax splashes onto her shoulder.

"I saw your photograph in the newspapers," says Irene.

There's another splash of wax, another delicious flinch.

"Everyone has seen that photograph."

*

Despite the fact that Morgause is paying Irene Adler an exorbitant sum of money to punish her for her part in the scandal, it wasn't really her fault.

It was Morgana who had dragged her to that party thrown by one of her vapid socialite friends, and it had been Morgana's idea that they should make their own entertainment when she'd come to agree with Morgause that the right honorable lady Vivian really was as vapid and pointless as she seemed.

Also, Vivian should have employed some better security.

Now there's a photograph of Morgause kissing the daughter of the king of England splashed across the front page of every tabloid in the land.

Actually, it's lucky that the camera angle and the height of the balcony wall block the view of Morgause's hand so it looks like all they're doing is kissing.

*

"Princess Morgana, is that a fact?" Irene asks, the riding crop tracing the curve of Morgause's spine.

"I was thinking of referring her to you, actually."

The crop cracks across Morgause's backside. "Shall I spank her for getting you into trouble with the papers?"

"I was thinking more that you could give her some lessons."

"What manner of lesson did you have in mind?"

Another strike of the crop.

"Where you are a professional, Irene, Morgana is merely an enthusiastic amateur."

*

Morgause thinks that Morgana probably would benefit from a few hours of Irene's tender mercies, but Morgana has spent too long being controlled by her father, being told what to do and say and wear by various royal minions to ever properly enjoy subbing.

*

Morgana does seem to get a lot out of her time with Irene; for one thing she learns that sometimes less is more, not everything has to be whips and chains.

*

At first, Morgana delights in the scandal. Well, mostly she delights in the way Uther looks pale and stricken.

But then it carries on for weeks and months, and Morgause's assurances that soon it'll be so much fish and chip wrapping fall on deaf ears.

Morgause only takes Le Monde and has only recently become acquainted with the contents of the Daily Mail, but, God, she could throttle every last person who works there.

"Why won't they just fuck off and leave me alone?!" Morgana demands hurling another newspaper across the room.

*

Morgause calls Irene Adler.

"I need a favour. There's a man, I need you to find out what he likes."

"I make it a rule never to turn down free money."

*

Irene Adler doesn't blackmail people. It's bad for business, she says.

That doesn't mean Morgause can't.

Prince Arthur blanches when Morgause shows him the picture. "How did you get this?"

The photograph didn't come from Irene, and in fact she'll probably be furious with Morgause for compromising her reputation for discretion - it could make for a delightfully uncomfortable appointment next week.

Morgause has learned her lesson from Vivian's party, a sneaky photographer with a long lens can find out all manner of fascinting things.

"No one will print this," says Arthur. "Merlin will see that they don't."

"I don't care how much of a PR wizard Merlin is," says Morgause. "Do you really imagine that there's a reporter in the land who'll pass up a photograph of the noble, upstanding, royal pin-up Prince Arthur Pendragon with a ball-gag in his mouth and a butt-plug between his thighs?"

*

The royal family has lost a lot of their clout; a shame, really, as Morgause might enjoy an execution or two.

But they are not, as yet, entirely toothless, and all of a sudden royal sex scandals are no longer the flavour of the month with the British press.

[fitz_y]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

See, i knew you wouldn't need to watch the whole episode to get Irene perfect. This is amazing, this is like Irene Adler + Morgause take on the whole royal family. Morgana/Morgause creating a scandal at Vivian's party! Morgause sending Morgana to Irene for lessons! Morgause being a creepy photographer in order to blackmail Arthur. Duuuude. I loves it. It's such a lovely little ficlet. In my head, this is the spinoff show from Sherlock.

as;ldkfja;slkdjfas;lkdfjalskdfa;lskdjfa;slkdfj. And you're so right on about Arthur, he's such a subby sub. That's exactly what Irene would do to him.

THANK YOU DARLING!!!!!!!!!!!

[karatam]

Myka/Helena from Warehouse 13?

[netgirl_y2k]

As I have once again failed to understand what the word drabble means, fic is here :-)

[nemonclature]

Dany/Sansa? Or maybe Sansa/Cersei, something fucked up and political anyway.

[such_heights]

Cara/Kahlan? *winning smile*

[miarrow]

Sansa/Dany, in space

[netgirl_y2k]

...it's like you're in my brain.

[miarrow]

It was purely selfish, let me assure you.

[karatam]

Dany/Doreah, a Queen must have her Consort and no one ever said you had to be a Targaryen to be a head of a dragon.

[netgirl_y2k]

Your prompts are the best prompts, btw.

[karatam]

I try :)

[netgirl_y2k]

They Will Crown You, They Will Take Your Legs

Okay, so Dany has a very nasty temper, and yes, she did lock Doreah in that airtight vault to die. But hey, what couple doesn't have problems :-)