Time-Wasting

[netgirl_y2k]

I have started writing my yuletide fic, and it's not even December yet. Obviously I would like to procrastinate on this, and I have already ironed everything in the house that can't run away or bite me, so a meme which I have cheerfully swiped from woldy: The fannish breakup exercise.

Give me a pairing, and I'll tell you something about the reasons, circumstances, or consequences of their breakup.

Answers will be a few sentences, usual fandoms apply.

Comments

[cat_77]

Morgana/favourite hair product.

[netgirl_y2k]

To be honest, Morgana thought Camelot was a dreadful place. If she never laid eyes on Merlin or Gaius again it would be too soon, and obviously the only way to stop Gwen and Arthur (blech!) from making cow-eyes at one another was to kill one or both of them. But what she did miss was that oil Gwen used to put in her hair, the stuff that made it curl so nicely and not do that weird frizzy thing whenever it rained (which, by the way, seemed to be a lot more ever since she'd stopped living in a castle), and dammit, if she had to conquer the whole bloody kingdom to get it back, well, that was just what she was going to do.

[cat_77]

Yes! Hee! She does not want power or jewels, she just wants pretty hair again.