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Learned this week--
It is entirely possible to give yourself catastrophic food poisoning from bad spinach. But, like many things in life, just because it's possible doesn't mean you should.
It was, I think, Wednesday, when my sister came round unexpectedly to find me under a duvet on the couch, shivering and dry retching, with one of the dogs curled up at my feet.
Sister: What are you doing home at this hour?
Me: Food poisoning *moangroangargle*
Sister: Oh, oh you poor, poor puppy... What's the nasty lady been feeding you, eh? Good dog, good boy!
Me: Me. Me, you unsympathetic little shit! I've got food poisoning!
The joy of having siblings.
It was, I think, Wednesday, when my sister came round unexpectedly to find me under a duvet on the couch, shivering and dry retching, with one of the dogs curled up at my feet.
Sister: What are you doing home at this hour?
Me: Food poisoning *moangroangargle*
Sister: Oh, oh you poor, poor puppy... What's the nasty lady been feeding you, eh? Good dog, good boy!
Me: Me. Me, you unsympathetic little shit! I've got food poisoning!
The joy of having siblings.