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netgirl_y2k) wrote2010-03-04 11:48 pm
netgirl_y2k) wrote2010-03-04 11:48 pm
Fic: five kisses that were very nearly good enough
Title: five kisses that were very nearly good enough
Fandom: Merlin
Pairings: Morgana/Arthur, Morgana/Gwen, Morgana/Vivian, Morgana/Alvarr, Morgana/Morgause
Rating: PG
Word Count: 302
Warning: Incest
Summary: Nice trick with your tongue, there.
i. Arthur
“Ow.”
“Bloody ow.”
“That's what I said.”
“How many elbows do you have, anyway?”
“Did you eat an entire onion for supper?”
“If I did, it was only to keep your lips away from mine, wench.”
“Well, mission accomplished.”
“Good.”
“Good.”
ii. Gwen
“Oh.”
“That's all you have to say, 'oh?'”
“It's just, I mean, I thought the tradition of the midwinter feast was that you only kissed those who you truly desired?”
“That is so, yes.”
“Oh.”
“Gwen?”
“Yes, my lady?”
“What is the other tradition of the midwinter feast?”
“That servants command their masters.”
“Well?”
“Oh. Yes. Carry on, Morgana.”
“At once, my lady.”
iii. Lady Vivian
“Lady Vivian.”
“Lady Morgana.”
“I did not know you were back in Camelot.”
“I am searching for something.”
“Oh, what is...mmmmpppppppphhhh.”
“Any luck?”
“Merlin! What are you doing here?”
“Oh, Vivian's under a love spell and the only way to break it is for her to kiss her true love. I take it it's not Morgana, then?”
“Sadly, no. Although, nice trick with your tongue there.”
“Thank you, my lady.”
iv. Alvarr
“You don't have to pretend, you know.”
“Pretend, my lady?”
“That I'm the only woman you care for. I've spoken with your girlfriend.”
“In that case, Lady Morgana, you need not pretend that I'm the only man you care for.”
“Oh, Alvarr, you are the only man I care for. But I think, if I am to remain in your camp, that I could learn to care for Enmyria.”
V. Morgause
“Morgause, you don't have to do that.”
“Do what?”
“Bend over and kiss my hand, pretend this is some kind of courtly romance.”
“What if I want to pretend?”
“Then by all means, good sir knight, continue.”
Podfic of five kisses that were very nearly good enough read byvia_ostiense
Fandom: Merlin
Pairings: Morgana/Arthur, Morgana/Gwen, Morgana/Vivian, Morgana/Alvarr, Morgana/Morgause
Rating: PG
Word Count: 302
Warning: Incest
Summary: Nice trick with your tongue, there.
i. Arthur
“Ow.”
“Bloody ow.”
“That's what I said.”
“How many elbows do you have, anyway?”
“Did you eat an entire onion for supper?”
“If I did, it was only to keep your lips away from mine, wench.”
“Well, mission accomplished.”
“Good.”
“Good.”
ii. Gwen
“Oh.”
“That's all you have to say, 'oh?'”
“It's just, I mean, I thought the tradition of the midwinter feast was that you only kissed those who you truly desired?”
“That is so, yes.”
“Oh.”
“Gwen?”
“Yes, my lady?”
“What is the other tradition of the midwinter feast?”
“That servants command their masters.”
“Well?”
“Oh. Yes. Carry on, Morgana.”
“At once, my lady.”
iii. Lady Vivian
“Lady Vivian.”
“Lady Morgana.”
“I did not know you were back in Camelot.”
“I am searching for something.”
“Oh, what is...mmmmpppppppphhhh.”
“Any luck?”
“Merlin! What are you doing here?”
“Oh, Vivian's under a love spell and the only way to break it is for her to kiss her true love. I take it it's not Morgana, then?”
“Sadly, no. Although, nice trick with your tongue there.”
“Thank you, my lady.”
iv. Alvarr
“You don't have to pretend, you know.”
“Pretend, my lady?”
“That I'm the only woman you care for. I've spoken with your girlfriend.”
“In that case, Lady Morgana, you need not pretend that I'm the only man you care for.”
“Oh, Alvarr, you are the only man I care for. But I think, if I am to remain in your camp, that I could learn to care for Enmyria.”
V. Morgause
“Morgause, you don't have to do that.”
“Do what?”
“Bend over and kiss my hand, pretend this is some kind of courtly romance.”
“What if I want to pretend?”
“Then by all means, good sir knight, continue.”
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