You know, if you're going to commit armed robbery - or similar, I presuming from the all in black with black face masks - mibbe gie your co-conspirator the heads up so they don't dress really distinctively...? (Then again, if someone came into a bank in a brightly coloured cagoule and hideous lululemon leggings it would be the fashion police rather than the actual polis I'd be considering calling...)

Very much looking forward to finding out which of the rumours were true and very much not looking forward to all the conspiracy theories that are about to abound.