Parts of Scotland are gorgeous, I don't live in the picturesque bit, I live in the deep fried mars bar bit.

1. Any interesting or unusual phobias you'd like to share with the class?
2. What's your ideal fic, the one you wish you could bring into existence just by the power of your mind?
3. If you could commit one crime, consequence free, what would it be?
4. If you could pick one character to survive to the end of ASOIAF unscathed who would you protect?
5. Tell me an unpopular fandom opinion of yours?