Home Sweet Xena Cave

I am back at my mum's for a while because there are simultaneously more builders and fewer walls that I ideally like at my place.

It's weird being back, like, the first two or three days are nice when you're being looked after and treated like the prodigal returning daughter (even though I've prodigally returned from five miles down the road, and, frankly, I'm here most days anyway, in search of food and teabags and the faster wi-fi) but after that it's weird how quickly you regress to how it was when you were, say fifteen, hiding out in your room and venturing out periodically for tea and cheese on toast, like a very tall, very female hobbit.

So, I find myself in need of diversion, and the DVD commentary meme was always pleasingly self-indulgent and time consuming.

Pick a story I've written, and comment to this post with it. I will then give you a DVD commentary on that fic: what I was thinking when I wrote it, why I wrote it in the first place, what's going on in the character's heads, why I chose certain words, what this moment means in the context of the rest of the fic, lots of awful puns, and anything else that you'd expect to find on a DVD commentary track.